Miscellaneous

The Difference Is ..

What's the difference between a porcupine and the White House?With a porcupine, the pricks are on the outside!

 

Rules Guys wished Girls knew...

Rules that guys wished girls knew..........1. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us.2. Learn to work the toilet seat: if it's up, put it...

 

Bubbles

There are four guys in the park who get arrested for blowing bubbles. In the court room one guy comes in, the judge says, "who are you and what are you...

 

Bill Clinton in Hell

Bill Clinton dies and goes to hell. Satan is giving him a VIP tour, showing him his options for spending eternity.They come to a room marked "Hitler." Inside...

 

Bzzzzz!!

What does a bee do with it's stinger before he goes to bed???He put's it in his honey!!

 

Only in America!

"Only in America":...can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance....are there handicapped parking places in front of a skating rink....do people...

 

The Colonel and the Camel

It's Colonel Smith's first day at a new base in Saudi Arabia, and the company clerk is showing him around the camp. They tour the entire base and the clerk...

 

When it gets hot

A Dutchman, a German and a Belgian are planning to walk in the desert. The Dutchman says: "I'll bring an umbrella for the shade when it gets too hot." The...

 

The Garden of Eden

One day in the Garden of Eden, Eve calls out to God, "Lord, I have a problem!""What's the problem, Eve?""Lord, I know you've created me and have provided...

 

The Wishing Well

A couple came upon a wishing well. The husband leaned over, made awish and threw in a penny.The wife decided to make a wish, too. But she leaned over too...