Miscellaneous

A Train and a Teacher?

What's the difference between a Train and Teacher?A train says, "Chew, Chew!" and a Teacher says, "Spit the gum out!"

 

Patenting A Peach...

A farmer goes to the patent office to patent a peach, and the patent officer says- "you can't patent a peach, the peach has already been patented!"And the...

 

What do you call a boomerang...

Q: What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?A: A stick!

 

Magic Cure for Impotence

A man has been married to his wife for over 20 years and during the past 5 years he has been unable to obtain an erection. He feels just horrible because he...

 

Fish

Q: Why are fish in the sea smarter than animals on land.A: Because they travel in schools.

 

The Flashlight

Why did the little girl bury her flashlight?Because the batteries died.

 

Psych 101

A professor of a Freshman Psychology course had a class of 400 students. His final exam was scheduled very early 8am-10am.The professor told his students...

 

Your Funeral

There were three men sitting on a bench. Man1 asked the other two: "What do you want your family and friends to say at your funeral?". Man2 says, "I guess...

 

What Do You Get When...

Q: What do you get when you cross a midget with a prostitute?A: A little fucker about so tall.

 

Bullfighters

What do you call four bullfighters in quicksand?Quattro sinko.