Miscellaneous
A Train and a Teacher?
What's the difference between a Train and Teacher?A train says, "Chew, Chew!" and a Teacher says, "Spit the gum out!"
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Patenting A Peach...
A farmer goes to the patent office to patent a peach, and the patent officer says- "you can't patent a peach, the peach has already been patented!"And the...
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What do you call a boomerang...
Q: What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?A: A stick!
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Magic Cure for Impotence
A man has been married to his wife for over 20 years and during the past 5 years he has been unable to obtain an erection. He feels just horrible because he...
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Fish
Q: Why are fish in the sea smarter than animals on land.A: Because they travel in schools.
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The Flashlight
Why did the little girl bury her flashlight?Because the batteries died.
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Psych 101
A professor of a Freshman Psychology course had a class of 400 students. His final exam was scheduled very early 8am-10am.The professor told his students...
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Your Funeral
There were three men sitting on a bench. Man1 asked the other two: "What do you want your family and friends to say at your funeral?". Man2 says, "I guess...
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What Do You Get When...
Q: What do you get when you cross a midget with a prostitute?A: A little fucker about so tall.
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