Miscellaneous
Wet Shift
How do you know when a nymphomaniac drove your car?The gear shift is wet!!
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Q. - How do you keep a black kid from jumping on the bed?A. - Put velcro on the ceiling.
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Top10 reasons trick-or-treating is better than sex!
THE Top Ten Reasons Trick-Or-Treating Is Better Than Sex:10. Guaranteed to get at least a little something in the sack.9. If you get tired, wait 10 minutes...
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Hillary and...
Q: What does Hillary Clinton and Tampons have in common?A: "They are both stuck-up cunts!"
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Top 10 Reasons...John Glenn
Top 10 Reasons No One Wants to go into Space with John Glenn again:10. The horror of seeing the effects of G-Forces on wrinkles.9. Kept using the Hubble to...
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Tons of Yo Mamma Jokes
Yo mama's so fat, I had to take a train and two busses just to get on hergood side. Yo mama's so fat, when she hauls ass, she has to make two trips. Yo...
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The 3 Guys in a Plane
There were 3 guys in a plane. The plane was about to crash.They each had to throw one item out: The 1st guy threw out an apple.The 2nd one threw out a...
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