Miscellaneous

Wet Shift

How do you know when a nymphomaniac drove your car?The gear shift is wet!!

 

Horses

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says... "Why the longface?"

 

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Q. - How do you keep a black kid from jumping on the bed?A. - Put velcro on the ceiling.

 

Top10 reasons trick-or-treating is better than sex!

THE Top Ten Reasons Trick-Or-Treating Is Better Than Sex:10. Guaranteed to get at least a little something in the sack.9. If you get tired, wait 10 minutes...

 

Hillary and...

Q: What does Hillary Clinton and Tampons have in common?A: "They are both stuck-up cunts!"

 

Top 10 Reasons...John Glenn

Top 10 Reasons No One Wants to go into Space with John Glenn again:10. The horror of seeing the effects of G-Forces on wrinkles.9. Kept using the Hubble to...

 

Tons of Yo Mamma Jokes

Yo mama's so fat, I had to take a train and two busses just to get on hergood side. Yo mama's so fat, when she hauls ass, she has to make two trips. Yo...

 

Hollow

Why can't a ghost have sex??Because he has a hollow weenie!

 

Lincoln

Your momma's so fat that when she sits on a penny Lincoln dies once again!!

 

The 3 Guys in a Plane

There were 3 guys in a plane. The plane was about to crash.They each had to throw one item out: The 1st guy threw out an apple.The 2nd one threw out a...