Miscellaneous

The Crook & The President

One Day The President was out jogging without his guards.All of a sudden a man with a ski mask jumped out from behind some busheswith a gun.The masked man...

 

What\'s coming but never comes?

What's coming but never comes?Tomorrow!

 

A corny blonde joke

Okay, so this blonde is driving by in his red sports car, and he seesanother blonde rowing with oars in a cornfield.Well, he is just absolutely furious and...

 

Blonde Friday

A business man got on an elevator in a building. When he entered theelevator, there was a blonde already inside and she greeted him by saying, "T-G-I-F"?...

 

Canadian Talk

A long time ago, way back then...we used to spell Canada, Cnd.Why? you ask. Well it's really simple...It's because we forgot the eh?

 

Monica at the Dry Cleaners

Monica needed to get one of her dresses cleaned so she takes it to thedry cleaners. The man working there was an elderly man and was hard ofhearing.Monica...

 

Frog on the head

A man walks into a doctors office one day with a frog on his head.He sits down and the doctor says, "What's the problem?"The frog says, "Doctor, is there any...

 

Newfie fun

What is the difference between a newfie and a bucket of shit...Answer... The Bucket

 

Monkies in a tree.

There were 4 monkeys in a tree.Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree?- It died.Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree?- It was tied on to the...

 

The dyslexic satanist.

Who did the dyslexic satanist worship?Santa.