Miscellaneous
Y2K
President Yeltsin, President Clinton and Bill Gates are invited to havedinner with God. During dinner He tells them: "I needed three importantpeople to send...
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Darwin Awards
As you may already know, THE DARWIN AWARDS are bestowed every year upon(the remains of) that individual, who through single-minded self-sacrifice,has done...
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Great reason to drink beer!
A herd of buffalo can move only as fast as the slowest buffalo, and when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed...
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Health condition
The Queen of England was visiting one of Canada's top hospitals, and during her tour of the floors she passed a room where a male patient was...
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Why Life can not be like Star Trek
Life Will Not Be Like Star Trek-----------------------------------------There are so many Star Trek(tm) spin-offs that it is easy to fool yourself into...
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The Three Idiots
Once, there were three guys stranded on an island, and the mainland was 100 miles away.The first guy swam 25 miles, and drowned.The second guy swam 50 miles,...
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Two kids meet
A new neigbour arrives. The kids meet.The local kid:"My mom was born in California!Where was your mom born?"The other kid answers, "Alaska".The first one...
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Scottish Joke
What's the difference between an English Sheepherder and Mick Jagger?Mick Jagger sings "Hey, Hey, you, you , get off of my cloud."An English sheepherder...
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Why isn\'t gambling allowed in Africa?
Q: Why isn't gambling allowed in Africa?A: Because of all the cheetahs.
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Going to the Doctors
There was this guy who was sick so he went to the doctor. The doc ransometests and sent him home with some medicine. The next day the doctorcalledand the...
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