Miscellaneous
What an idiot!
There were three men. Joe, Rich, and Scott. They were all camping in the woods, and they knew they had to stop forthenight. Joe suggested they stop where...
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The Kilted Scotsman
THE KILTED SCOTSMANA kilted Scotsman was walking down a country path after finishing off a considerable amount of whiskey at a local pub. As he staggered...
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A Horse walks into a Bar
A Horse walks into a bar: "Hey buddy," says the bartender, "why the long face?"
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Little Johnny and his balloons
Little Johnny walks into his mothers room and catches her topless.Mommy, Mommy, what are those? He says pointing to her breasts.Well, son, These are...
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Shingle Material
How many Kentucky basketball fans does it take to roof a house?Three, if you slice them really thin.
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Paper or Plastic?
One day a guy went to a grocery store and the bagger boy asked him "Paperor Plastic" and the man said, "Uh...paper I guess."Then the bagger boy said your...
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Phone Number
Ring Ring...Hello, who is it?Is your phone number 13498732?No.So, why did you pick up the phone?
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Bragging Mothers
Once there were 3 Chinese mothers in a church.They always liked to compete with their sons.First mother: My son is a priest. Whenever people see him they...
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Where the winds blow.
Q. Why does the wind blow from the north in Indiana?A. Kentucky sucks.
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The Layoff
The vice-president of a local company had quite a problem. He was toldby his boss to lay off one of his employees, either Mary or Jack.His choice was a tough...
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