Miscellaneous

Thirteen!

A guy is walking past a high, solid wooden fence at the insane asylum and he hears all the residents inside chanting, "Thirteen! Thirteen! Thirteen!"He...

 

Packers

Why did the Packers tear up the end zone after a Vikings Game?There was too much "Moss" in it!

 

The Ride

Sally was a girl with no horsebackriding experience, yet one day she discided to take her chances. As she climbed on the big Palimino, it took off at a...

 

Girl Talk With Chelsea & Hillary

Chelsea Clinton was home for Christmas break. She was having lunch with her dear mother, Hillary, just talking about typical girl stuff. Hillary says to...

 

God and Moses went golfing.

God and Moses were out golfing. They were both doing well. Then they came up to the 5th hole. It was a dogleg to the left, with a lake to the right. Moses...

 

What did the bird say when his cage fell apart?

What did the bird say when his cage fell apart?Answer: Cheap-Cheap

 

Why is 6 scared of 7 ?

Why is 6 scared of 7?Because 7 ate nine! (7, 8, 9)

 

What do you call a...

What do you call a prostitute covered in tattoos?The Scenic Root.

 

2 people walk into a bar...

2 people walk into a bar. The third one ducked.

 

How do you double the value of a Ford Pinto?

How do you double the value of a Ford Pinto?Fill the gas tank!