Miscellaneous

Up, or down?

There was an elderly couple that was on their way for a 2 week vacation on a carribean cruise. The wife, unfortunately, forgot her hearing aides at...

 

Blonde male

A bronzed, blonde male surfer type was visiting Boston to attend a friend's wedding. Sitting at the bar at the reception, sucking up his fourth beer, he...

 

Marooned

An American, an Australian and an Irishman were stranded on an island for several days. One day a bottle washed ashore and when they picked it up, a genie...

 

Top ten things women would do ...

TOP TEN things women would do if they woke up and had a penis for a day:10. Get ahead faster in corporate America.9. Get a blow job.8. Find out what is so...

 

Top ten things men would do if ...

TOP TEN things men would do if they woke up and had a vagina for a day:10. Immediately go shopping for zucchini and cucumbers.9. Squat over a hand-held...

 

Penquins on Tour

A motorist pulls up to the gas pumps and says "fill it up, please". The Attendant notices that the front and back seats of the car areoccupied by...

 

Blonde and a Brunette jump off a cliff.

If a Blonde and a Brunette jump off a cliff at the same time, which onegets to the ground first?Answer: The brunette... the blonde has to stop and ask for...

 

How a man can tell if a woman has PMS

She stops reading Glamour and starts reading Guns and Ammo.She considers chocolate a major FDA food group.She puts on one of those pads with "wings," then...

 

Bouncer

Q. How many bouncers does it take to throw someone down the stairs?A. None! He fell.

 

The Chicken's

What did the baby chick say to his mummy when she laid an Orange?" Look what Marma-Lade!! "