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Up, or down?
There was an elderly couple that was on their way for a 2 week vacation on a carribean cruise. The wife, unfortunately, forgot her hearing aides at...
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Blonde male
A bronzed, blonde male surfer type was visiting Boston to attend a friend's wedding. Sitting at the bar at the reception, sucking up his fourth beer, he...
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Marooned
An American, an Australian and an Irishman were stranded on an island for several days. One day a bottle washed ashore and when they picked it up, a genie...
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Top ten things women would do ...
TOP TEN things women would do if they woke up and had a penis for a day:10. Get ahead faster in corporate America.9. Get a blow job.8. Find out what is so...
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Top ten things men would do if ...
TOP TEN things men would do if they woke up and had a vagina for a day:10. Immediately go shopping for zucchini and cucumbers.9. Squat over a hand-held...
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Penquins on Tour
A motorist pulls up to the gas pumps and says "fill it up, please". The Attendant notices that the front and back seats of the car areoccupied by...
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Blonde and a Brunette jump off a cliff.
If a Blonde and a Brunette jump off a cliff at the same time, which onegets to the ground first?Answer: The brunette... the blonde has to stop and ask for...
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How a man can tell if a woman has PMS
She stops reading Glamour and starts reading Guns and Ammo.She considers chocolate a major FDA food group.She puts on one of those pads with "wings," then...
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Bouncer
Q. How many bouncers does it take to throw someone down the stairs?A. None! He fell.
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The Chicken's
What did the baby chick say to his mummy when she laid an Orange?" Look what Marma-Lade!! "
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