Miscellaneous

Hikers meet headhunters.

So these three people are hiking in a forest, and all of a sudden these headhunters catch them and bring the hikers to the head headhunter.The head...

 

Kids

Be nice to your kids... they will pick out your nursing home someday!

 

Hard of Hearing Genie

OK, so a man walks into a bar with a large box, the bar tender goes up to him and asks "whats in the box".The man says "I'll show ya' if you get me a beer."...

 

Seagulls

Why do seagulls live by the sea?Because if they lived by the bay, they would be called baygulls!(baygull-bagel. ha ha ha.)

 

Lesbian Frogs

What did one lesbian frog say to the other lesbian frog?MMmmmm, tastes like chicken!

 

Well I wanna be a...

There were once 3 blondes on an island, but they couldn't find a way off. But while searching, one of them tripped over what happened to be a magic lamp....

 

The Fish

What did the fish say when it swam into the concrete wall?"Dam."

 

Sandals

This married couple was on holiday in Pakistan. They were touring around the marketplace looking at the goods and such, when they passed this small sandal...

 

How do crazy people get through the forest?

How do crazy people get through the forest?They take the psycho path.

 

How to make an ugly baby...

Q: What sexual position do you use to make an ugly baby?A: Ask your parents.