Miscellaneous
Hikers meet headhunters.
So these three people are hiking in a forest, and all of a sudden these headhunters catch them and bring the hikers to the head headhunter.The head...
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Hard of Hearing Genie
OK, so a man walks into a bar with a large box, the bar tender goes up to him and asks "whats in the box".The man says "I'll show ya' if you get me a beer."...
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Seagulls
Why do seagulls live by the sea?Because if they lived by the bay, they would be called baygulls!(baygull-bagel. ha ha ha.)
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Lesbian Frogs
What did one lesbian frog say to the other lesbian frog?MMmmmm, tastes like chicken!
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Well I wanna be a...
There were once 3 blondes on an island, but they couldn't find a way off. But while searching, one of them tripped over what happened to be a magic lamp....
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Sandals
This married couple was on holiday in Pakistan. They were touring around the marketplace looking at the goods and such, when they passed this small sandal...
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How do crazy people get through the forest?
How do crazy people get through the forest?They take the psycho path.
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How to make an ugly baby...
Q: What sexual position do you use to make an ugly baby?A: Ask your parents.
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