Miscellaneous
If You Are Unhappy
Once upon a time, there was a non-conforming sparrow who decided not to fly south for the winter.However, soon the weather turned so cold that he reluctantly...
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Why did the condom fly across the road?
Why did the condom fly across the road?-It was pissed off!!
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Republican or Democrat?
Person: Are you a democrat or a republican?Blonde: Oh, I'm an American.
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Arguments
Any argument that a man and woman are involved in, the woman gets the last word. Anything a man says afterwards is the beginning of a new argument.A man...
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Beers for everyone!
A guy walked into a bar and said "Beers for everyone, even you, Bartender." But when it was time to pay, the guy didn't have the money, so the bartender beat...
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What is a country song played backwards?
What is a country song played backwards?Your wife gets back with you, your dog comes back to life, your carstarts, you get your job back and life is great.
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How Many cochroaches...?
Q.) How many cochroaches does it take to turn on a light?A.) No one knows...when the light comes on they all scatter!
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Pat and Mike at the brewery.
Pat and Mike work at the Guinness Brewery, and one day there's an accident.Pat calls Mike's wife, Mary, and says: "Sure, and I hate to be tellin ya this, but...
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Day after Christmas.
It's the day after Christmas and young Johnny rides his new bike up to a stop light where a policeman on his horse is waiting for the light to change.The...
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Hickbonics!
Atlanta School BoardThe Atlanta School Board, feeling left out by the fuss over Ebonics, has decided to designate Southern slang, or "Hickphonics," as a...
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