Miscellaneous

If You Are Unhappy

Once upon a time, there was a non-conforming sparrow who decided not to fly south for the winter.However, soon the weather turned so cold that he reluctantly...

 

Why did the condom fly across the road?

Why did the condom fly across the road?-It was pissed off!!

 

Republican or Democrat?

Person: Are you a democrat or a republican?Blonde: Oh, I'm an American.

 

Arguments

Any argument that a man and woman are involved in, the woman gets the last word. Anything a man says afterwards is the beginning of a new argument.A man...

 

Beers for everyone!

A guy walked into a bar and said "Beers for everyone, even you, Bartender." But when it was time to pay, the guy didn't have the money, so the bartender beat...

 

What is a country song played backwards?

What is a country song played backwards?Your wife gets back with you, your dog comes back to life, your carstarts, you get your job back and life is great.

 

How Many cochroaches...?

Q.) How many cochroaches does it take to turn on a light?A.) No one knows...when the light comes on they all scatter!

 

Pat and Mike at the brewery.

Pat and Mike work at the Guinness Brewery, and one day there's an accident.Pat calls Mike's wife, Mary, and says: "Sure, and I hate to be tellin ya this, but...

 

Day after Christmas.

It's the day after Christmas and young Johnny rides his new bike up to a stop light where a policeman on his horse is waiting for the light to change.The...

 

Hickbonics!

Atlanta School BoardThe Atlanta School Board, feeling left out by the fuss over Ebonics, has decided to designate Southern slang, or "Hickphonics," as a...