Miscellaneous

Anything you want!

A man was sitting at a bar enjoying an after-work cocktail when an exceptionally gorgeous & sexy young woman entered. She was so striking that the man could...

 

What do you call a gay dinosaur?

What do you call a gay dinosaur?A megasorass.

 

The rain cloud.

What did the rain cloud wear under his rain coat?Answer: Thunder wear!

 

Mattresses

At least now, Mr. Clinton, we understand why mattresses are discountedevery Presidents Day.

 

Blonde's Revenge

What the difference between a brunette and the trash? The trash gets taken out once a week!

 

The Job Interview

Reaching the end of a job interview, the Human Resources Person asked ayoung engineer fresh out of MIT, "What starting salary were you lookingfor?"The...

 

A bat joke.

A group of bats, hanging at the ceiling of a cave, discovers a single batSTANDING upright underneath on the floor of the cave. Surprised by this unusual...

 

Baking humor

Veteran Pillsbury spokesman, Pop N. Fresh, died yesterday of a severe yeastinfection. He was 71. Known to friends as "Brown-n-Serve," Fresh was anavid...

 

Aggies

Do you know why the Texas Aggies use artificial turf in their footballstadium?It helps stop their cheerleaders from grazing!

 

Things adults learn from their kids.

There is no such thing as child-proofing your houseIf you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can igniteA 4...