Miscellaneous

The Chinese construction worker.

A foreman at a construction site gathers three of his workers: an Irishman, an Italian and a Chinese. He says to the Irishman, "you're in charge of...

 

The Stub

An exhibitionist named Joe was preparing to board a flight to Atlanta.As he approached the open door of the plane at the end of the jet way, a very...

 

Tongue Twisters

A guy with a black eye boards his plane bound for Pittsburgh and sitsdown in his seat. He notices immediately that the guy next to him has a black eye. He...

 

The Boy Who Wrote To God

One night when a boy prayed to god, the boy asked god:How Long is 1 million years to you?God replies 1 second.The Boy asked God:How much is 1 million dallors...

 

Illiterate?

Illiterate? No problem!Write for free advice.

 

Bellybuttons

- How come blonde girls have bruises around and in their bellybuttons?- I don't know...Why?- Because blonde boys are stupid as well!

 

Shouting during sex.

Two friends in a Bar:JACK: Joe, at what moment does your wife shout loudest during sex?JOE: Er..., when I clean myself off with the curtains.

 

Black and White, and Red all over?

What is Black and White, and Red all over?Answer: A Skunk with a diaper rash.

 

To My Dear Spouse...

O MY DEAR WIFE,During the past year I have tried to make love to you 365 times. I have succeeded 36 days. The following is a list of why I did not succeed...

 

Computer lyrics to Beatle Songs

YESTERDAY---------------Yesterday,All those backups seemed a waste of pay.Now my database has gone away.Oh I believe in yesterday.Suddenly,There's not half...