Miscellaneous
The Chinese construction worker.
A foreman at a construction site gathers three of his workers: an Irishman, an Italian and a Chinese. He says to the Irishman, "you're in charge of...
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The Stub
An exhibitionist named Joe was preparing to board a flight to Atlanta.As he approached the open door of the plane at the end of the jet way, a very...
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Tongue Twisters
A guy with a black eye boards his plane bound for Pittsburgh and sitsdown in his seat. He notices immediately that the guy next to him has a black eye. He...
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The Boy Who Wrote To God
One night when a boy prayed to god, the boy asked god:How Long is 1 million years to you?God replies 1 second.The Boy asked God:How much is 1 million dallors...
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Bellybuttons
- How come blonde girls have bruises around and in their bellybuttons?- I don't know...Why?- Because blonde boys are stupid as well!
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Shouting during sex.
Two friends in a Bar:JACK: Joe, at what moment does your wife shout loudest during sex?JOE: Er..., when I clean myself off with the curtains.
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Black and White, and Red all over?
What is Black and White, and Red all over?Answer: A Skunk with a diaper rash.
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To My Dear Spouse...
O MY DEAR WIFE,During the past year I have tried to make love to you 365 times. I have succeeded 36 days. The following is a list of why I did not succeed...
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Computer lyrics to Beatle Songs
YESTERDAY---------------Yesterday,All those backups seemed a waste of pay.Now my database has gone away.Oh I believe in yesterday.Suddenly,There's not half...
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