Miscellaneous

A new national anthem?

Sources close to President Clinton say he is proposing a newnational anthem for the United States, "Yank my Dandy Doodle!"

 

Change

Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.

 

Just Ducky!

If ever you want to annoy someone who annoys you, just say this punchline to a friend as you're walking by the annoying someone. Repeat this ritual (making...

 

The Race

There are three guys named Manners, Shutup, and Crap.They were really bored, so they decided to run a race. During the race, Crap fell down, and Manners...

 

The Big Jump

Q....OK, there's a smart blonde, a brunette, and Santa Claus on top of the Empire State Building. If they all jump off at the same time, who will hit the...

 

The bad-mouthed parrot!

An old man died and left his talking parrot to his nephew.Unfortunately, the old man's language was not the cleanest, and it would seem that the parrot...

 

My wife...

My wife's gone to the West Indies.J'ya make'er?No, Barbados.

 

A black and a white guy in heaven.

A white guy and a black guy died and were on their way up to Heaven and they had to stop at the Pearly Gates before they could enter. So the Angel Gabriel...

 

Macintosh Computers

MACINTOSH stands for...Most Applications Crash, If Not, The Operating System Hangs.

 

A new Priest.

A new priest at his frist mass was so nervous he could heardly speak.After mass he asked the monsignor how he had done. The monsignor replied, "When I am...