Miscellaneous
A new national anthem?
Sources close to President Clinton say he is proposing a newnational anthem for the United States, "Yank my Dandy Doodle!"
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Just Ducky!
If ever you want to annoy someone who annoys you, just say this punchline to a friend as you're walking by the annoying someone. Repeat this ritual (making...
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The Race
There are three guys named Manners, Shutup, and Crap.They were really bored, so they decided to run a race. During the race, Crap fell down, and Manners...
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The Big Jump
Q....OK, there's a smart blonde, a brunette, and Santa Claus on top of the Empire State Building. If they all jump off at the same time, who will hit the...
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The bad-mouthed parrot!
An old man died and left his talking parrot to his nephew.Unfortunately, the old man's language was not the cleanest, and it would seem that the parrot...
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A black and a white guy in heaven.
A white guy and a black guy died and were on their way up to Heaven and they had to stop at the Pearly Gates before they could enter. So the Angel Gabriel...
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Macintosh Computers
MACINTOSH stands for...Most Applications Crash, If Not, The Operating System Hangs.
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A new Priest.
A new priest at his frist mass was so nervous he could heardly speak.After mass he asked the monsignor how he had done. The monsignor replied, "When I am...
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