Miscellaneous
Bras
Dad, can I ask you something?Sure! What about?You see, I'm already fourteen and...I think it's just proper that I should own one.And what is this 'one'...
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What Gets Bigger and Bigger?
Mr. Perkins, the biology instructor at a posh suburban girl's junior college, said during class, "Miss Smythe, would you please name the organ of the human...
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The Cowboy Code
THE COWBOY CODE1. A cowboy removes his hat when entering the presence of a lady, although he may leave it on if she works in a saloon.2. A cowboy says EXCUSE...
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Ticket Please
Three lawyers and three engineers were traveling by train to the same meeting. At the station, the lawyers each buy a ticket but the engineers buy just one....
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Let me say grace!
A young man goes into a drug store to buy condoms.The pharmacist says the condoms come in packs of 3, 9 or 12 and asks which the young man wants."Well," he...
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The World of High Finance
A man walks into a New York bank, and says he's going to Europe for two weeks and needs to borrow $5000. For collateral, he offers his new Rolls Royce.The...
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Power of the Internet
Q: How many internet mail list subscribers does it take to change a light bulb? A: 1,3311 to change the light bulb and to post on the mailing list that the...
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Truth Be Told
A very elderly couple is having an elegant dinner to celebrate their 75th wedding anniversary. The old man leans forward and says softly to his wife, "Dear,...
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Bill Clinton vs JFK
Whats the difference between Bill Clinton & J.F.K?One got his head blown off in the back of a limousine & the other got assasinated.
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