Miscellaneous

Blonde quickies 181-200

181. Q: What do you call a blonde in a tree with a brief case? A: Branch Manager.182. Q: How did the dumb blonde break her leg raking leaves? A: She fell out...

 

Blonde quickies 161-180

161. Q: How do you amuse a blonde for hours? A: Write 'Please turn over' on both sides of a piece of paper162. Q: Why aren't there many blonde gymnasts? A:...

 

Blonde quickies 141-160

141. Q: Why did the blonde chick drown in the pool ? A: Someone left a scratch and sniff at the bottom of the pool.142. Q: Why did they stop doing the "WAVE"...

 

Blonde quickies 121-140

121. Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a limousine? A: Not everybody has been in a limo.122. Q: What's the difference between a blonde track team...

 

Blonde quickies 101-120

101. Q: How do you get a blonde to marry you? A: Tell her she's pregnant.102. Q: How do blondes get pregnant? A: And you thought blondes were dumb.103. Q:...

 

More Monica Jokes!

Q: What's the difference between Monica Lewinsky and the rest of us? A: In order for us to get some dick in the White House, we had to go out and vote.Q: How...

 

Grenade pin

What do you do if a blonde throws a pin at you? Run like hell cause she's got a grenade in her mouth!

 

Odd One Out

Q: Which is the odd one out - a refrigerator, a washing machine, a TV or a woman?A: The TV because all the others leak when they're fucked!

 

Blonde quickies 81-100

81. Q: What do you call a hooker and four blondes? A: Regular price, four bucks, four bucks, four bucks, four bucks.82. Q: Why is a blonde like a door knob?...

 

Blonde quickies 61-80

61. Q: What do blondes do with their arseholes in the morning ? A: Pack their lunch and send them to work.62. Q: What's the first thing a blonde does in the...