Miscellaneous
Blonde quickies 41-60
Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earings? A: They have to have some place to rest their ankles.Q: What does a blonde put behind her ears to make her more...
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Blonde quickies 21-40
Q1: How can you tell if a blonde's been using the computer?A: There's white-out on the screen.Q2: How can you tell if another blonde's been using the...
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Blonde quickies 1-20
Q: What do you call a blonde with half a brain? A: Gifted!Q: How do blonde braincells die ? A: Alone.Q: How do you brainwash a blonde? A: Give her a douche...
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Bill Gates at the Pearly Gates
Bill Gates tragically died in a car accident. Arriving at the pearly gates, he finds himself being sized up by St. Peter."Well, Bill, I'm really confused on...
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The fly
The setting is a quiet and serene country stream weaving through the gentle hills of a grassy plain. All is quiet and still, and, lo, a small fly hovers a...
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Upset golfers
Two men were out playing golf on a nice Saturday afternoon. They were getting frustrated, though, because the two women who were playing right in front of...
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College girl visits the doctor
A young woman goes into the doctor's office for a checkup. As she takes off her blouse, he notices a red "H" on her chest. "How did you get that mark on your...
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The captain and the camel
A Captain in the foreign legion was transferred to a desert outpost. On his orientation tour he noticed a very old, seedy looking camel tied out back of the...
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Preschoolers learn meat
A preschool teacher thought it would be interesting for her students to learn to identify different names for the various kinds of meats. One day, she cooked...
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Big Chief, No Fart!
There is an old Indian Tribe in the Amazon and their chief is getting old and a new, young challenger wants to be chief.So the wise man of the tribe decides...
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