Miscellaneous
At the blood donor clinic
A man and a woman were waiting at the hospital donation center.Man: "What are you doing here today?"Woman: "Oh, I'm here to donate some blood. They're going...
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Adam talks to God.
One day, Adam sat outside the Garden of Eden shortly after eating the apple, and wondered about men and women. So looking up to the heavens he says, "Excuse...
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Frog meets a Psychic
A frog telephones the Psychic Hotline and is told, "You are going tomeet a beautiful young girl who will want to know everything aboutyou."The frog says,...
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Bad waiter.
A waiter brings the customer the steak he ordered with his thumb over the meat."Are you crazy" yelled the customer, "sticking your thumb in my steak?!""What"...
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The boy on a nude beach.
Two parents take their son on vacation and go to a nude beach. Thefather goes for a walk on the beach and the son goes and plays inthe water. He comes...
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Roosters
An old farmer decided it was time to get a new rooster. The current rooster was still doing okay, but he was getting on in years, and the farmer figured...
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The old lady in the bank
A little old lady walked into the head branch of the Chase ManhattanBank holding a large paper bag in her hand. She told the young manat the window that she...
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The couple and the shoe salesman.
The middle-aged wife had just returned to the house on Saturday afternoon after a shopping trip. She was quite agitated, and proceeded to tell her husband...
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The Italian
One day I go to Toronto and stay in a bigga hotel.I go down to eat soma breakfast. I tella the waitress I wanna twopissa toast. She bring me only one piss.I...
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Top 10 things you\'ll never hear a girl say.
1) I'm bored. Let's shave my pussy!2) Shouldn't you be out drinking with your friends?3) Great fart!! Rip another one!4) Pet names are silly. I just call it...
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