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Three breasted hooker
There's this man who's taking a walk around the red light districtuntil he passes a whorehouse with a blinking sign saying: "TheHooker With Three...
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Desert island encounter
This guy is stranded on a desert island, all alone for ten years.One day, he sees a speck in the horizon. He thinks to himself, "It's not a ship." The speck...
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Lesbian at the gynecologist.
A young lesbian goes to her gynecologist for her yearly pelvicexamination. She puts on the paper gown and awaits him to come intothe exam room. He instructs...
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Troubles getting into heaven
Three Muslims died and went to Heaven. When they approached the gate, St. Peter said "Sorry, only Christians are allowed in Heaven."The Muslims said "But we...
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Amish father
Q: How does an Amish father find his daughter in the field? A: Pretty good.
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Halloween party
A married couple was invited to a Halloween party. That night, as they were getting ready to go out, the wife said she had developed a migraine headache and...
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The Man\'s Point System!
THE MAN'S POINTS SYSTEMFor all you guys out there who just can't figure it out, here itis:In the world of romance, one single rule applies: Make the...
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Child of the 80\'s (super long)
You might be a child of the 80's if...... you have deep, personal relationships via computer with people you've never met in real life.... the phrase "going...
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The elephant\'s trunk transplant
Jack goes to the doctor and says "Doc I'm having trouble getting mypenis erect, can you help me?"After a complete examination the doctor tells Jack, "Well...
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Jesus meets Joseph
St. Peter has a day-off from his duties at the gates to Heaven and Jesus is standing in for him. Whilst 'booking-in' the new arrivals Jesus notices an old...
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