Miscellaneous

Doctor Sex

This chick walks into a doctor's office and the nurse tells her to take off her clothes and that the doctor will be with her in a minute, so she does. The...

 

Confucius say...

Confucius say...Woman who cooks beans and peas in same pot very unsanitary.Man who fart in church sit in own pew.Baseball very funny game--man with 4 balls...

 

Camel betting

Two guys are on duty at a french foreign legion fort. One says to the other one, "See that camel over there? I'll bet you I can make him jump 30 feet in the...

 

The undressing newlyweds.

Two newlyweds went on their honeymoon and were getting undressed together for the first time. He took off his shoes and socks and his toes were all twisted...

 

Real quotes from real people!

"I was recently on a tour of Latin America, and the only regret I have was that I didn't study Latin harder in school so I could converse with those people"...

 

Grandma\'s peanuts

A guy goes to visit his grandmother and he brings his friends with him.While he's talking to his grandmother, his friend starts eating the peanuts on the...

 

True Newspaper Headlines...OY!

Study Finds Sex, Pregnancy Link -Cornell Daily Sun, December 7, 1995Whatever Their motives, Moms Who Kill Kids still Shock Us -Holland Sentinal, date...

 

Crotchless panties

A woman feared that her husband was losing interest in her sexually. She went out and bought some very sexy lingerie, complete with crotchless panties. She...

 

Clinton and Gore at lunch!

Bill Clinton and Al Gore go into a local diner for lunch.As they read the menu, the waitress comes over and asks Clinton,"Are you ready to order?" Clinton...

 

The Basic Laws of Work

Business Rules to Live ByIf you can't get your work done in the first 24 hours, work nights.A pat on the back is only a few centimeters from a kick in the...