Miscellaneous
What\'s the difference?
What's the difference between an epileptic oyster fisherman, and a hooker with diahrrea? Well, one shucks between fits.What's the difference between a nun...
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The Three Surgeons
Once there were three surgeons engaged in conversation.They got on the topic of their occupation and each stated who they liked tooperate on. The first...
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Bubba and Monica
Question: Why should Monica Lewinsky never go to medical school?Answer: She sucked as an intern!
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Pillsbury Doughboy Dead at 71!
Veteran Pillsbury spokesman Pop N. Fresh died yesterday of a severe yeastinfection.He was 71.Fresh was buried in one of the largest funeral ceremonies in...
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OJ\\\'s URL
OJ Simpson's website address:www dot 'o' dot 'j' dot com backslash backslash backslash escape.
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Can You See?
Bob: Can you see farther during the day or at night?Joe: During the day of course.Bob: Wrong! During the day you can only see the sun but at night you cansee...
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Brightness
I wish there was a knob on the TV to turn up the intelligence. There's aknob called 'brightness', but it doesn't work.
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The Blonde and the Cheerios
What did the blonde say when she opened a box of cheerios?Oh! Look!! Doughnut seeds!!!
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The Breast Stroke
In Florida there was a swimming contest. The contestants were abrunette-Mindy, a redhead-Cindy, and a blonde-Sandy. The second race was the Breast...
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The Braggart Gets His!
The strong young man at the construction site was bragging that he couldoutdo anyone in a feat of strength. He made a special case of making fun ofone of the...
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