Miscellaneous

Strong Britain

-What makes Britain so strong? -It?s the two-party system. One bigparty on every friday and another big party on every saturday

 

Orange Juice

Q. Why did the blonde stare at the orange juice? A. Beacause it said"concentrate!"

 

Two drunks

Two drunks are driving down the road drinking beer. All of a sudden they see a police car lights flashing in the rear view mirror. "What are we going to do?"...

 

Monica Lewinsky and a change machine?

Why are Monica Lewinsky and a change machine alike?They both say..."insert Bill here!"

 

On the porch

Two elderlies are rocking on the porch at the home. "Bet you can't guess how old I am," he says. "Bet I can," she says. "Bet you fifty dollars you can't tell...

 

Police Officer

A man driving on the highway is pulled up by a police officer on a bike.The officer says, "Pull over," and the driver pulls over to the side of the road.He...

 

Sex drive is too high.

A feeble old man is in his doctor's office having a check-up. The doctor finishes the check-up says to the man, "So, you seem in fine health. Any...

 

Stand up nuts!

The recreational director of a mental hospital wanted to take a wellbehaved group of inmates to a baseball game. The General Manager ofthe club was a little...

 

Shiny New Motorcycle

An engineering student is walking on campus one day, when another engineer student rides up on a shiny new motorcycle."Where did you get such a functional...

 

The grasshopper joke!

So this grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender looks up and says "Hey! Your a grasshopper! We have a drink named after you!".The grasshopper says "Oh...