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Strong Britain
-What makes Britain so strong? -It?s the two-party system. One bigparty on every friday and another big party on every saturday
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Orange Juice
Q. Why did the blonde stare at the orange juice? A. Beacause it said"concentrate!"
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Two drunks
Two drunks are driving down the road drinking beer. All of a sudden they see a police car lights flashing in the rear view mirror. "What are we going to do?"...
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Monica Lewinsky and a change machine?
Why are Monica Lewinsky and a change machine alike?They both say..."insert Bill here!"
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On the porch
Two elderlies are rocking on the porch at the home. "Bet you can't guess how old I am," he says. "Bet I can," she says. "Bet you fifty dollars you can't tell...
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Police Officer
A man driving on the highway is pulled up by a police officer on a bike.The officer says, "Pull over," and the driver pulls over to the side of the road.He...
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Sex drive is too high.
A feeble old man is in his doctor's office having a check-up. The doctor finishes the check-up says to the man, "So, you seem in fine health. Any...
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Stand up nuts!
The recreational director of a mental hospital wanted to take a wellbehaved group of inmates to a baseball game. The General Manager ofthe club was a little...
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Shiny New Motorcycle
An engineering student is walking on campus one day, when another engineer student rides up on a shiny new motorcycle."Where did you get such a functional...
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The grasshopper joke!
So this grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender looks up and says "Hey! Your a grasshopper! We have a drink named after you!".The grasshopper says "Oh...
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