Miscellaneous

12 Things NOT to Say if Pulled Over

12. Hey, wasn't your daughter a porn queen?11. I'm surprised you stopped me, Dunkin Donuts has a 3 for 1 special!10. If I bend over, will I still get a...

 

Blondie Gets A Haircut

A blonde girl goes into a hair salon and she's wearing earphones connected to her walkman.She tells the hair stylist to cut her hair but NOT to take off her...

 

Twins

Headline in today's newspaper:"Suicidal Twin kills sister by mistake"!

 

HoHoHo

Did you hear about the dyslexic devil-worshipper?He sold his soul to Santa!

 

Room in Hell

A self-centered, unbelieving man... ok a lawyer... died and was delivered into the devil's hands. "You will be spending eternity here, but I'll let you pick...

 

Suffering From Dilutions

Peter and Jim were partners in a profitable painting-contracting business. Unfortunately, they weren't entirely honest, because they mixed their paint with...

 

Wheat Field Blonde

One day a Blonde and a Brunette were driving through the country..The Brunette noticed a woman over in a field of wheat rowing in akayak.The Blonde then...

 

Mr. Johnson

Mr. Johnson, a businessman from Wisconsin, went on a business trip toLouisiana. He immediately sent an e-mail back home to his wife, Jennifer...

 

A Cowboy and his Horse

This Cowboy is riding the range when he gets ambushed by some indians. They take him back to their villiage to see the chief. The Chief looks at the cowboy...

 

A Bugs Mind

What is the last thing to go through a bugs mind when it hits your windshield?It's butt!