Miscellaneous
Kentucky Kid
A kid, just getting home from school runs up to his dad..."Daddy, daddy! I'm the only one in my class that can count to ten. Why do you rec'un so?""Why...
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Frog princess
A guy is taking a walk and sees a frog on the side of the road. As he comes closer, the frog starts to talk. 'Kiss me and I will turn into a princess.' The...
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Men have only two faults.
Women's faults are many, men have only 2:Everything they say and everything they do.
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Grey hair
One day, a girl walked up to her mother and looked at her mother'shair and sadly said: "Why is some of your hair white mommy?"The mother replied, "Well,...
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Watch what you say!
My wife invited some people to dinner. At the table, she turned to our six- year-old daughter and said, "Would you like to say the blessing?" I wouldn't know...
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Jewish Girl
Q. How can you tell when a Jewish girl has an orgasm?A. She drops her nail file.
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Bathroom Joke
Q. If you're American in the kitchen, what are you in the bathroom?A. European.
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Looking forward to old age.
There were three elderly men sitting in wheelchairs on the porch one sunny afternoon. They were ten years apart in ages.One was 60, another 70 and the last...
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