Miscellaneous

Who\'s backward?

What happens when you play Country music records backwards?You Sober up, your wife comes home and your dog returns to life!

 

Mind

Don't let your mind wander too far. It is too little to go out alone!

 

Blowing Bubbles

Is that your head or is your neck blowing a bubble?

 

Rabbit Catching

Q: How do you catch a unique rabbit? A: Unique up on him.Q: How do you catch a tame rabbit? A: Tame way, unique up on him.

 

Cry Baby

Knock Knock...Who's There?Boo...Boo Who?Stop crying it's just a joke!

 

Oscar Mayer? Song

Sung to the Oscar Mayer? song:His baloney has a first name,It's "I did not inhale."His baloney has a second name:"I wasn't getting tail."He loves to sling it...

 

Female Lawyer

Q: What is the difference between a female lawyer and a pitbull?A: Lipstick

 

Clinton\'s Son

What happened to Chelsea Clinton's younger brother?Monica swallowed him!

 

Cup of Coffee

There was this 8 year old kid who lived with his 82 year old grandma. He had been living with her for some time, and he thought, that with all the work she...

 

Dead blonde in a closet?

Q. What do you call a dead blonde in a closet?A. The 1988 Hide-and-Go-Seek World Champion.