Miscellaneous

YMCA

What did the blonde say when she saw the YMCA sign??LOOK!!! They spelled MACY's wrong!!!!

 

Liver and Cheese.

A Border Patrol agent is on duty. He spots two Mexicans and stopsthem. They show him their papers, but he thinks they are phony.He tells them, "Okay, I have...

 

Heaven or Hell?

There are three guys who are good friends. One is an American, oneis Polish, and one is Italian.They are driving together one day when they get into a car...

 

No more Jewish jokes!

One guy says to another guy, "Mandelbaum and Rosenstern were talking one day..."Right away, his friend interrupts him, "Always with the Jewish jokes! Give it...

 

Earn cash in your spare time...

Earn cash in your spare time.. blackmail your friends!

 

The morning after...

Don't hate yourself in the morning - sleep till noon.

 

Don\'t be sexist...

Don't be sexist... broads hate that!

 

Witches Brew

What do you call 13 witches in a hot tub? A self cleaning coven!

 

No drinking in April

You should "never" drink during tax season."You might shoot at tax collectors and miss!"

 

Discipline

Let a pig and a boy have everything they want, and you'll get a good pig and a bad boy.