Miscellaneous

Firearms

There was a man at a gas station, pumping gas into his truck. Whilepumping he got gas on his arm. He wiped some of it off, then forgotabout it. He paid for...

 

Children\'s worst book titles!

Children's worst book titles!You Were an Accident Strangers Have the Best Candy The Little Sissy Who Snitched Some Kittens Can Fly! Getting More Chocolate on...

 

Flying!

Q: Why did the blond jump off the bridge?A: To see if her maxipad really had wings..

 

Flaming Airplane

Four guys were in an airplane, which was going down in flames. There were only 3 parachutes, though.The reverand says "I should go! everybody needs...

 

Spice Girl\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\'s Lightbulb Joke

Q: How many Spice Girls does it take to change a light bulb ?A: They can't sing, they can't dance and they look awful. What makes you think they can change a...

 

POE and PCs

Once upon a midnight dreary, fingers cramped and vision bleary, System manuals piled high and wasted paper on the floor, Longing for the warmth of bedsheets,...

 

White House

Why is the White House called the White House?Answer: Sperm ain't purple!

 

Ears

What kind of ear does a train have?an Engineer

 

Extreme Golfing

Three men are golfing. There is Jesus, Moses and an old man.They've been pretty evenly matched until they arrive at the 11 hole to find a huge water trap....

 

Knock Knock Biggish

Knock Knock Who's there?BiggishBiggish who?No Thank you!