Miscellaneous

Royal Greetings?

What's the difference between greeting royalty and greeting President Clinton? You only go down on one knee to greet royalty!

 

How to Annoy People at Work

How to Annoy People at Work1)Leave the copy machine set to reduce 200%, extra dark, 17 inchpaper, 99 copies. 2)Practice making fax and modem noises....

 

Foreplay?

Q. Why don't women blink during foreplay?A. It doesn't last long enough!

 

Clarification Of Corporate Lingo

Clarification Of Corporate LingoEmployer's Lingo:"COMPETITIVE SALARY" We remain competitive by paying less than our competitors."JOIN OUR FAST-PACED TEAM" We...

 

Camping with Sherlock Holmes

Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson went on a camping trip. After a good meal, they lay down and went to sleep. Some hours later, Holmes awoke and nudged his...

 

Always on Duty

A new soldier was on sentry duty at the main gate. His orders were clear: No car was to enter unless it had a special sticker on the windshield. A big Army...

 

1,000 lawyers...

What do you call 1,000 lawyers at the bottom of the sea?A good start!

 

FBI Want-Ads

The FBI puts an Ad in the newspaper, "Wanted FBI agents." After sorting through all the applicants they narrow it down to three. They bring the first in for...

 

Santa, we\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\'re worried about you.

Dear Santa: We're worried about you.From your rosy red cheeks to your legendary girth to your all-night sleigh ride around the world, you may be at risk for...

 

Top 10 signs Santa doesn\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\'t like your kid.

Top 10 signs Santa doesn't like your kid:10. Kid's letter to North Pole comes back stamped, "Dream on, Chester!"9. Kid asks for new bike, gets pack of...