Miscellaneous
Royal Greetings?
What's the difference between greeting royalty and greeting President Clinton? You only go down on one knee to greet royalty!
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How to Annoy People at Work
How to Annoy People at Work1)Leave the copy machine set to reduce 200%, extra dark, 17 inchpaper, 99 copies. 2)Practice making fax and modem noises....
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Clarification Of Corporate Lingo
Clarification Of Corporate LingoEmployer's Lingo:"COMPETITIVE SALARY" We remain competitive by paying less than our competitors."JOIN OUR FAST-PACED TEAM" We...
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Camping with Sherlock Holmes
Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson went on a camping trip. After a good meal, they lay down and went to sleep. Some hours later, Holmes awoke and nudged his...
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Always on Duty
A new soldier was on sentry duty at the main gate. His orders were clear: No car was to enter unless it had a special sticker on the windshield. A big Army...
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1,000 lawyers...
What do you call 1,000 lawyers at the bottom of the sea?A good start!
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FBI Want-Ads
The FBI puts an Ad in the newspaper, "Wanted FBI agents." After sorting through all the applicants they narrow it down to three. They bring the first in for...
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Santa, we\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\'re worried about you.
Dear Santa: We're worried about you.From your rosy red cheeks to your legendary girth to your all-night sleigh ride around the world, you may be at risk for...
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Top 10 signs Santa doesn\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\'t like your kid.
Top 10 signs Santa doesn't like your kid:10. Kid's letter to North Pole comes back stamped, "Dream on, Chester!"9. Kid asks for new bike, gets pack of...
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