Miscellaneous

Cold Politics

It was so cold outside, I saw a politician that had his hands in hisOWN pockets.

 

Literary couch potato

Ask not for whom the bell tolls; let the machine get it.

 

Confusing women!!

How do you confuse a woman?? Give her a choice!!

 

Listening Passively

There were three guys talking in the pub. Two of them are talking about the amount of control they have over their wives, while the third remains quiet.After...

 

Christmas Present

Q. What does a black boy get for Christmas? A. Your Bike.

 

Whorehouse

Q. What does a sign on a whorehouse say in the middle of the day?A. Beat it - we're closed.

 

The Family Dentist

A husband and wife enter a dentist`s office. The Wife says, "I want atooth pulled. I don`t want gas or novocain because I`m in a terriblehurry. Just pull the...

 

Yogi Bear

Q.Why is there only one Yogi Bear?A. Because when they tried to make another one, they made a Boo-Boo.

 

Lucky dog

What has four legs and an arm? A happy pit bull.

 

Power to the farmers!

This one big lawyer from the city decided to take time away from his busy day and went out to the farm and shot a duck.The farmer walks out Of his building...