Miscellaneous

Blubber trouble

Whales are mammals. Mammals have hair. SHAVE THE WHALES!

 

The Witch

Two old guys, like 80 yrs. old, went to a whore house and told the woman at the door that they wanted the two most beautiful whores.The woman was like,...

 

Thanks Doc!

A patient says to his doctor, "Hey, Doc! I've been getting these migraines for a long time now! I can't think straight! I need help!". Doctor says to...

 

An Old Man\'s Dying Request

An elderly man, 82, just returned from the doctor's only to find he didn't have long to live. So he summoned the three most important people in his life to...

 

Girls Night Out

So ... the other day, my friends and I went to this "Ladies NightClub."One of the girls wanted to impress us, so she pulls out a $10 bill.The "dancer" came...

 

Ms. Piggy Counts

Q: Why can't Miss Piggy count to 70?A: Because she has a frog in her throat at 69!

 

President

What is Bill Clinton's favorite web browser? Microsoft Intern Exploiter

 

New Scope

A man who just got a raise decides to buy a new scope for his rifle. He goes to a rifle shop, and asks the clerk to show him a scope. The clerk takes out a...

 

Yo\' Momma is...

Yo' Mamma is so ugly, I went into your house saw her TV was covered with cockroaches!I asked her what she was watching, and she said 'All My Children'

 

Gum Crossing

Why did the gum cross the road? -it was stuck to the chickens foot!