Miscellaneous
The President
Why does Hillary Clinton Wake Up At 5:30 Every Morning?To Make Sure That She Is The First Lady!
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Knock Knock Wannup
Knock Knock Who's there? I wannup I wannup who? You do! I didn't need to know that!
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The Rooster
A man was out driving in his car when all of a sudden a rooster ran out in front of his car, he tried to miss it but unfortunately he ran over the rooster &...
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True Lawyer Statements
Amazing and true lawyer statements. Lawyers typically aren?t funny ? unless by accident. Case in point: The following questions from lawyers were taken from...
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Bad Catholic Joke
Three men meet up on the deck of the rapidly sinking Titanic, a Lawyer, a Catholic Priest and a Social Worker.They notice that there are only three seats...
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Poker
One night a boy wakes up and goes into his parents room and they're having sex. He asks what they're doing and the father says "we're playing poker" and the...
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Buddhist pizza
What did the Buddhist ask the pizza maker? "Make me one with everything."
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The Florist
A local florist just went out of business, but it was his own fault.He kept getting his orders mixed up. One woman received flowers sent by her husband, who...
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Officer Involved Shooting
An old lady noticed that she was about out of gas and pulled her car into the nearest self-service gas station. She forgot to put out the cigarette she was...
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Letter home from School
Dear Dad, $chool i$ really great. I am making lot$ of friend$ and $tudying very hard. With all my $tuff, I $imply can't think of anything I need, $o if you...
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