Miscellaneous

The President

Why does Hillary Clinton Wake Up At 5:30 Every Morning?To Make Sure That She Is The First Lady!

 

Knock Knock Wannup

Knock Knock Who's there? I wannup I wannup who? You do! I didn't need to know that!

 

The Rooster

A man was out driving in his car when all of a sudden a rooster ran out in front of his car, he tried to miss it but unfortunately he ran over the rooster &...

 

True Lawyer Statements

Amazing and true lawyer statements. Lawyers typically aren?t funny ? unless by accident. Case in point: The following questions from lawyers were taken from...

 

Bad Catholic Joke

Three men meet up on the deck of the rapidly sinking Titanic, a Lawyer, a Catholic Priest and a Social Worker.They notice that there are only three seats...

 

Poker

One night a boy wakes up and goes into his parents room and they're having sex. He asks what they're doing and the father says "we're playing poker" and the...

 

Buddhist pizza

What did the Buddhist ask the pizza maker? "Make me one with everything."

 

The Florist

A local florist just went out of business, but it was his own fault.He kept getting his orders mixed up. One woman received flowers sent by her husband, who...

 

Officer Involved Shooting

An old lady noticed that she was about out of gas and pulled her car into the nearest self-service gas station. She forgot to put out the cigarette she was...

 

Letter home from School

Dear Dad, $chool i$ really great. I am making lot$ of friend$ and $tudying very hard. With all my $tuff, I $imply can't think of anything I need, $o if you...