Miscellaneous

Mr. Clean

Did you here Mr. Clean is in the hospital? He has ammonia.

 

The Dead Dog

There's a man and his wife who own a pub, and have a dog called Fido, who's 24, which is very old for a dog. One day the dog tragically dies, and they bury...

 

Boy & Grandpa

A Little Boy Comes Running Into The Room and Says, "Grandpa! Grandpa! Can You Make A Sound Like A Frog?"The Grandpa says, "I Don't Know, Why?"The Little Boy...

 

Redneck Driver\'s License Application

Redneck Driver's License Application...Plez compleet this paper, best ya can.Last name: ________________First name: [_] Billy-Bob [_] Bobby-Sue [_] Billy-Joe...

 

Redneck\'s Ode To A Valentine

Redneck's Ode to a ValentineKudzu is green. My Dog's name is Blue. And I'm so danged lucky to have a sweet thang like you. Yore hair is like cornsilk,...

 

The Anninversary

My father and mother were recently celebrating their 50th weddinganniversary. While cutting the cake, my mother was moved afterseeing my father?s eyes fill...

 

The Operation

A young lady is in the hospital for an operation.She says, "Doc, how long after my operation will I have to wait until I can have sex again?"He says, "You...

 

Chasing

A guy was driving his car at the speed of 80 mph when he saw the flashing red and blue lights.Thinking that the cop might not be able to catch him, he...

 

Battle on the Ocean

Long ago, when sailing ships ruled the waves, a captain and his crew were in danger of being boarded by a pirate ship. As the crew became frantic, the...

 

Kennedys, light bulbs

How many Kennedys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?Four - one to hold the bulb, and three to drink till the room spins!!