Miscellaneous

Cat joke

What kind of cereal do cats eat? Mice Crispies!

 

The nun and the cabby

One night, a cabby picked up a nun. While he was driving, the cabby suddenly started to laugh insanely."Why are you laughing?" Asked the nun."Oh, It's...

 

Suspense!

How do you keep an idiot in suspense?

 

The black baby.

Q: What did the black baby say to its mother when it had diarrhea? A: "Mommy, I'm melting!!!"

 

Miss Muffet

Little miss muffet... sat on her tuffet... eating her kurds and way.Along came a spider, who sat down beside her, and said: "hey, whatsin the bowl bitch?!"

 

The Great Invasion

A young English woman, Polly Martin, met and fell in love with a Yank during WWII. He was a reporter and battlefield artist attached to the military. His...

 

Sunbathing

A wealthy young Wall Street stockbroker was admiring his physique nude before the mirror one day. The picture was perfectly toned and buffed except for the...

 

Another test

There was a blonde driving a ferrari. A cop pulls her over forspeeding, the cop asks," can I see your license and registrationplease!"The blonde responds,...

 

God & The Two Gifts

When God created the earth, Adam & Eve, he found he had two baubles left over. He came to Adam & Eve & said, "I have two things left. One is the gift to piss...

 

Chilly

Your momma so stupid, when I told her it was chilly outside she ran out with a spoon!