Miscellaneous

Vikings in a Dome.

Why do the Vikings play in a Dome?Because even God can't stand to watch!

 

The Pope and the Rams

What do the Pope and the Rams both appearing in the St. Louis Trans World Dome have in common?They both feature 3 million people saying 'Jesus Christ!'

 

99 Click

Q. What goes 99 click? A. A centipede with a wooden leg.

 

The Frustrated Bee

Why was the bee flying around with his legs crossed? He couldn't find a BP station!

 

The Preist and the Nun

A priest and a Nun were lost in the desert, riding on a camel. All of a sudden, the camel dies, and their only transportation is gone.The nun and the Priest...

 

So Fat...

Your Momma's so fat, the National Weather service had to label her body parts!

 

Interolrable Weather and Sterotypes.

Degrees (Fahrenheit)* 65 degrees:Hawaiians declare a two-blanket night* 60 degrees:Californians put on sweaters (if they can find one)* 50 degrees:Miami...

 

3rd Graders

There was a brunette, a blonde, and a redhead and they were in the third grade. Who had the biggest tits?The blonde, because she was18.

 

MasterCard for Men

You've all seen the sentimental MasterCard commercials. Well, finally there is a MasterCard commercial targeted just for men:(No offense ladies - just enjoy...

 

The Pope And Clinton

After a meeting with the Pope, Bill Clinton held a press conferenceand announced that they had a very successful conference and hadagreed on about 60% of...