Miscellaneous
Vikings in a Dome.
Why do the Vikings play in a Dome?Because even God can't stand to watch!
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The Pope and the Rams
What do the Pope and the Rams both appearing in the St. Louis Trans World Dome have in common?They both feature 3 million people saying 'Jesus Christ!'
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The Frustrated Bee
Why was the bee flying around with his legs crossed? He couldn't find a BP station!
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The Preist and the Nun
A priest and a Nun were lost in the desert, riding on a camel. All of a sudden, the camel dies, and their only transportation is gone.The nun and the Priest...
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So Fat...
Your Momma's so fat, the National Weather service had to label her body parts!
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Interolrable Weather and Sterotypes.
Degrees (Fahrenheit)* 65 degrees:Hawaiians declare a two-blanket night* 60 degrees:Californians put on sweaters (if they can find one)* 50 degrees:Miami...
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3rd Graders
There was a brunette, a blonde, and a redhead and they were in the third grade. Who had the biggest tits?The blonde, because she was18.
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MasterCard for Men
You've all seen the sentimental MasterCard commercials. Well, finally there is a MasterCard commercial targeted just for men:(No offense ladies - just enjoy...
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The Pope And Clinton
After a meeting with the Pope, Bill Clinton held a press conferenceand announced that they had a very successful conference and hadagreed on about 60% of...
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