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United Airlines FA: "Ladies and Gentlemen, as you are all now painfully aware, our Captain has landed in Seattle. From all of us at United Airlines...

 

Aviation jokes

From the pilot during his welcome message: "We are pleased to have some of the best flight attendants in the industry... Unfortunately none of them...

 

Aviation jokes

Another flight Attendant's comment on a less than perfect landing: "We ask you to please remain seated as Captain Kangaroo bounces us to the terminal."

 

Aviation jokes

An airline pilot wrote that on this particular flight he had hammered his ship into the runway really hard. The airline had a policy which required...

 

Aviation jokes

After a real crusher of a landing in Phoenix, the Flight Attendant came on with, "Ladies and Gentlemen, please remain in your seats until Captain...

 

Aviation jokes

Part of a Flight Attendant's arrival announcement: "We'd like to thank you folks for flying with us today. And, the next time you get the insane urge...

 

Aviation jokes

Overheard on an American Airlines flight into Amarillo, Texas, on a particularly windy and bumpy day. During the final approach the Captain was...

 

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It was mealtime on a small airline and the flight attendant asked the passenger if he would like dinner. "What are my choices?" he asked. "Yes or...

 

Aviation jokes

An airplane pilot dies at the controls. He goes to Hell. The devil takes him to the 'newly arrived' area. There are three doors, marked 1, 2, and 3....

 

Aviation jokes

How does the captain know the aircraft is safely at the ramp? Both the engines and the co-pilot stop whining.