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If it took six pigs two hours to eat the apples in the orchard, how many hours would it take three pigs? None, because the six pigs have already...
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Aviation jokes
A man is flying from Los Angeles to New York. During the meal service, he accidentally knocked the spoon off to the aisle with his elbow. The...
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Aviation jokes
A young lady was conducting a study in to human sexual behavior. She came to the conclusion that the best place to find participants for the survey...
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Aviation jokes
The Captain was Jewish, and the new First Officer was Chinese. It was the first time they had flown together, and it was obvious by the silence...
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Aviation jokes
An employee of USAir with the last name of Gay boarded a USAir flight with a free travel voucher. Soon after he sat down, someone else came and...
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Aviation jokes
During the heat of the space race in the 1960's, the U.S. National Aeronautics and Space Administration decided it needed a ballpoint pen to...
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Aviation jokes
Southwest Airlines makes humor a high priority. Here are some actual humorous statements by airline flight crews: "Good morning. As we leave...
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Aviation jokes
Delta Airlines recently introduced a special half-fare rate for wives accompanying their husbands on business trips. Anticipating some valuable...
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Aviation jokes
An airline stewardess was giving the standard safety briefing to the passengers. She had just finished saying 'In the event of a water landing,...
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At one of the packed, Delta ticket counters all of ticket agents were doing their best to politely process each passenger as quickly as they could....
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