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Ant jokes

Where do ants go to eat ? At a restaurant !

 

Apple jokes

What do you get if you cross an apple with a shellfish? A crab apple !

 

Apple jokes

The first commandment was when Eve told Adam to eat the apple.

 

Apple jokes

Two boys were eating a snack lunch in the school yard. One had an apple and the other said, "Watch out for worms won't you!" The first one replied,...

 

Apple jokes

How do you get the most apples at Halloween? Take a snorkel.

 

Apple jokes

Fred came rushing in to his Dad. "Dad!" he puffed, "is it true that an apple a day keeps the doctor away?" "That's what they say," said his Dad....

 

Apple jokes

School lunches are not generally popular with those that have to eat them, and sometimes with good reason. "What kind of pie do you call this ?"...

 

Apple jokes

How do you make an apple puff? Chase it round the garden

 

Apple jokes

How does an apple a day keep the doctor away? When you take careful aim.

 

Apple jokes

What is red and goes putt, putt, putt? An outboard apple.