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What do you call a smart ant ? Elegant !

What kind of ants are very learned ? Pedants !

Who was the most famous ant scientist ? Albert Antstein !

What is even bigger than an elephant ? A giant !

How many ants are needed to fill an apartment ? Ten ants !

What do you call an ant who lives with your great uncle ? Your great-ant !

What medicine would you give an ill ant ? Antibiotics !

What do you call a greedy ant ? An anteater !

What kind of ant is good at maths ? An accountant !

What do you call an ant from overseas ? Impartant