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Accountant after reading nursery rhymes to his young child: "No, son. When Little Bo Peep lost her sheep that wouldn't be tax deductible, but I like...

 

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Wife to husband as they watch their young son playing: "He's such a sensitive child. Let's wait until he's older before we tell him you're an...

 

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"The auditors have just left, sir." "Did they check the books?" "Very thoroughly." "What did they say?" "They want 15% to keep quiet."

 

Accountant jokes

The doctor comes to see his heart transplant patient. "This is good news. It is very unusual, but we have two donors to choose from for your new...

 

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The managing partner in an accounting firm is very annoyed with one of his junior partners and has called him in to chastise him. "How could you...

 

Accountant jokes

An auditor is checking the books of an airline. He is puzzled by the excess use of fuel on a Melbourne to Canberra flight. He rings up the pilot and...

 

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An auditor was examining the balance sheet of a mining company that had just bought a sheep station in the Pilbara area of Western Australia. The...

 

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Mr Evans was the Chief Accountant of a large manufacturing concern. Every day, on arriving at work, he would unlock the top drawer of his desk, peer...

 

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A business man was interviewing applicants for the position of divisional manager. He devised a simple test to select the most suitable person for...

 

Accountant jokes

Once upon a time there was a beautiful oil company. All day long she loved to run up and down the share price list, laughing and skipping. But one...