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Accountant after reading nursery rhymes to his young child: "No, son. When Little Bo Peep lost her sheep that wouldn't be tax deductible, but I like...
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Wife to husband as they watch their young son playing: "He's such a sensitive child. Let's wait until he's older before we tell him you're an...
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"The auditors have just left, sir." "Did they check the books?" "Very thoroughly." "What did they say?" "They want 15% to keep quiet."
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The doctor comes to see his heart transplant patient. "This is good news. It is very unusual, but we have two donors to choose from for your new...
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The managing partner in an accounting firm is very annoyed with one of his junior partners and has called him in to chastise him. "How could you...
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An auditor is checking the books of an airline. He is puzzled by the excess use of fuel on a Melbourne to Canberra flight. He rings up the pilot and...
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An auditor was examining the balance sheet of a mining company that had just bought a sheep station in the Pilbara area of Western Australia. The...
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Mr Evans was the Chief Accountant of a large manufacturing concern. Every day, on arriving at work, he would unlock the top drawer of his desk, peer...
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A business man was interviewing applicants for the position of divisional manager. He devised a simple test to select the most suitable person for...
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Once upon a time there was a beautiful oil company. All day long she loved to run up and down the share price list, laughing and skipping. But one...
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