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Accountant jokes

There are three kinds of accountants in the world. Those who can count and those who can't.

What do you call an accountant without a spreadsheet? Lost

How can you tell when the Chief Accountant is getting soft? When he actually listens to Marketing before saying No

When do accountants laugh out loud? When somebody asks for a raise

Why do accountants get excited on Saturdays? They can wear casual clothes to work

How do you know when an accountant's on holidays? He doesn't wear a tie to work and comes in after 8.30.

What would Economics be without assumptions? Accounting

What does CPA stand for? Can't Produce Anything

What does FCPA stand for? Finally Caught Pinching the Assets

Why did the auditor cross the road? Because he looked in the file and that's what they did last year.