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Why did he cross back? So he could charge the client for travel expenses.
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How many auditors does it take to change a light bulb? How many did it take last year?
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How many cost accountants does it take to change a light bulb? Hmmm........I'll just do a few numbers and get back to you
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Laws of Accounting 1. Trial balances don't 2. Bank reconciliations never do 3. Working Capital does not 4. Return on Investments never will
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Who was the first accountant? Adam. He got interested in figures, turned the first leaf, made the first entry, lost interest after withdrawal,...
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What's a shy and retiring accountant? An accountant who is half a million shy and that's why he's retiring.
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A businessman tells his friend that his company is looking for a new accountant. His friend asks, "Didn't your company hire a new accountant a few...
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A businessman hires a private detective to find a missing accountant. The detective tells him that he needs a description and asks a few questions....
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A Martian lands to plunder, pillage and burn. He goes up to the owner of the first house he sees and says, "I'm a Martian just arrived from the other...
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The accountant had just read the story of Cinderella to his four-year-old daughter for the first time. The little girl was fascinated by the story,...
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