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Accountant jokes

What's an accountant's idea of trashing his hotel room? Refusing to fill out the guest comment card.

How do you drive an accountant completely insane? Tie him to a chair, stand in front of him and fold up a road map the wrong way.

What's the most wicked thing a group of young accountants can do? Go into town and gang-audit someone.

What's the most wicked thing a group of young accountants can do? Go into town and gang-audit someone.

What does an accountant say when you ask him the time? It's 9.18 am and 12 seconds; no wait - 13 seconds, no wait - 14 seconds, no wait......

The accountant's prayer: Lord, help me be more relaxed about insignificant details, starting tomorrow at 10.53:16 am, Eastern Daylight Saving Time.

Conversation between two accountants at a cocktail party: ".......and ninthly..."

What do accountants suffer from that ordinary people don't? Depreciation.

What does it mean when an accountant is drooling out of both sides of his mouth? His desk is level

How do you know accountants have no imagination? They named a firm PricewaterhouseCoopers.