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Don't you just hate the blatant materialism surrounding Christmas? And aren't you just dying to know what you got?

If a word in a dictionary were misspelled, how would we know?

If necessity is the mother of invention, why does so much unnecessary stuff get invented?

Why is it that when you're driving and looking for an address, you turn the radio down?

If olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come from?

Which of the Himalayas is the shortest?

If you tell a joke in the forest, but nobody laughs, was it a joke?

If we are a country committed to free speech, then why do we have phone bills?

Why does an inspiring sight like a sunrise always have to take place at such an inconvenient time?

Why, if the best things in life are free, the next-best things are so expensive?