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Apple jokes

What is the left side of an apple? The part that you don't eat.

What kind of apple isn't an apple? A pineapple.

What did the apple say to the apple pie? "You've got some crust."

What did the worm want to do when he grew up? He wanted to join the Apple Core (Corps).

Why don't apples smile when you go bobbing ? Because they're crab apples !

What do you get if you cross a jogger with an apple pie ? Puff pastry !

Why did Eve want to move to New York ? She fell for the Big Apple !

What did the Gorilla do with the apple he was holding in his hands? He brought it to school and said, 'An Ape-lle for the teacher!'

What's the difference between a worm and an apple ? Have you ever tried worm pie ?!

What reads and lives in an apple ? A bookworm !