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An airline pilot wrote that on this particular flight he had hammered his ship into the runway really hard. The airline had a policy, which required...

 

Aviation jokes

A young and foolish pilot wanted to sound cool on the aviation frequencies. This was his first time approaching a field during the nighttime, and...

 

Aviation jokes

A student was heading home for the holidays. When she got to the airline counter, she presented her ticket to New York. As she gave the agent her...

 

Aviation jokes

Brendan had spent a week visiting his family in Kentucky. His sister-in-law and seven-year-old nephew went with him when he returned to the airport....

 

Aviation jokes

Flying to Los Angeles from San Francisco the other day, a passenger noticed that the "Fasten Seat Belts" sign was kept lit during the whole journey...

 

Aviation jokes

An airline pilot was scheduled to take a flight from New York to Los Angeles. The weather was too bad in New York to allow his usual on time...

 

Aviation jokes

Passengers on a Lufthansa flight heard this announcement from the captain, "Ladies and Gentlemen, I am sorry to inform you that we have lost power to...

 

Aviation jokes

The German controllers at Frankfurt Airport were often short-tempered. They not only expected you to know your parking location but how to get there...

 

Aviation jokes

From a Southwest Airlines employee: "There may be 50 ways to leave your lover, but there are only 4 ways out of this aircraft..."

 

Aviation jokes

Pilot says: "Folks, we have reached our cruising altitude now, so I am going to switch the seat belt sign off. Feel free to move about as you wish,...