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Once upon a time there were five apples Which was the cowboy? None - because they were all redskins.

 

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What can a whole apple do that half an apple can't do? It can look round.

 

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How do you make an apple turnover? Push it down hill.

 

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If an apple a day keeps the doctor away, what does an onion do? Keeps everyone away.

 

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Dad, do you like baked apples? Yes son, why? The orchard's on fire.

 

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Two girls were having their packed lunch in the school yard. One had an apple and the other said, 'Watch out for worms won't you !' The first one...

 

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A Pittsburgh steel worker was driving through northern California's apple country. He stopped at an orchard and asked the owner, "How much are yer...

 

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After a minor mathematical error on a routine report, a worker's boss tried to belittle him in front of his peers. Angrily she asked, "If you had 4...

 

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Why did the farmer hang raincoats all over his orchard? Someone told him he should get an apple Mac

 

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What kind of apple has a short temper? A crab apple.