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Bath jokes

Adam: How did Mummy know you hadn't had a bath? Eve: I forgot to dirty the towel, wet the soap and flood the bathroom.

Nick: Can you tell me the way to Bath? Rick: I use soap and water, personally.

Are you going to take a bath? No, I'm leaving it where it is.

My mother says I look just like an animal when I'm in the bath - a little bear.

Mum, does God use the bathroom? No, what a funny question! Then why did Dad say this morning, 'Oh, God, are you still in there?'

Two small time thieves had been sent by the Big Boss to steal a van load of goods from a bathroom suppliers. One stayed in the van as look out and...

What's the difference between a peeping Tom and someone who's just got out of the bath? One is rude and nosey. The other is nude and rosey!

Stan: I won 92 goldfish. Fred: Where are you going to keep them ? Stan: In the bathroom Fred: But what will you do when you want to take a bath ?...

May: What position does your brother play in the school football team ? Jay: I think he's one of the drawbacks !

Ned: Boy! Was I ever in hot water last night ! Ed: You were? What did you do ? Ned: I took a bath !