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Beauty jokes

Where is everyone beautiful? In the dark.

 

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Fred keeps telling me that he's going to marry the most beautiful girl in the world. Oh, what a shame! And you've been engaged for such a long time!

 

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People keep telling me I'm beautiful. What vivid imaginations some people have.

 

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Don't look out of the window, Betty, people will think it's Halloween.

 

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What happened when the witch went for a job as a TV presenter? The producer said she had the perfect face for radio.

 

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Did you hear about the witch who did a four year course in ugliness? She finished it in two.

 

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What is yellow and goes click-click? A ball-point banana. Witch: Will I lose my looks as I get older? Wizard: With luck, yes. Witch:

 

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A little boy came running into the kitchen. 'Dad, dad' he said, 'there's a monster at the door with a really ugly face' 'Tell him you've already got...

 

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"My boyfriend says I look like a dishy Italian!"said Miss Conceited. ''Then he's right said her little brother.''Sophia Loren?'' "No-spaghetti!''

 

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A woman went to a sweet store to buy some sweets. The boy behind the counter said "Gosh, your ugly aren't you?, I've never seen anyone so hideous as...