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A little boy came downstairs crying late one night. "What's wrong?" asked his mother. "Do people really come from dust, like they said in church?"...
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Two friends who lived in the town were chatting. "I've just bought a pig," said the first. "But where will you keep it?" said the second. "Your...
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When Mr Maxwell's wife left him, he couldn't sleep. Why was that? She had taken the bed.
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I don't think my Mom knows much about children. Why do you say that? Because she always puts me to bed when I'm wide awake, and gets me up when I'm...
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I was once in a play called Breakfast In Bed. Did you have a big role? No, just toast and marmalade.
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Did you hear about the granny who plugged her electric blanket into the toaster by mistake? She spent the night popping out of bed.
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You can't have any more chocolates tonight. It's not good for you to go to bed on a full stomach. Oh, Mum. I promise I'll lay on my side.
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I'd like to buy a bed, please. Certainly, madam. Spring mattress? Oh, no! I want to be able to use it all year.
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