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Bed jokes

When is your mind like a rumpled bed? When it isn't made up yet.

 

Bed jokes

Why did the kid punch the bed? His mother told him to hit the hay.

 

Bed jokes

Why did the boy take the ruler to bed? He wanted to see how long he slept.

 

Bed jokes

Why did the man take a pencil to bed ? To draw the curtains !

 

Bed jokes

I woke up, went for a walk, my head fell off and rolled away. I picked it up and put it on. A child walked up to me and said: "Good grief, where are...

 

Bed jokes

Knock Knock Who's there ! Bed ! Bed who ? Bed you can't guess who I am!

 

Bed jokes

What should you do if you find a 500-pound dog asleep on your bed? Sleep on the sofa.

 

Bed jokes

How do you know when there is an elephant under your bed ? When your nose touches the ceiling !

 

Bed jokes

What do tigers wear in bed ? Stripey pyjamas !

 

Bicycle jokes

Romeo: Your cheeks are like petals. Juliet: Really? Romeo: Yes, bicycle pedals.