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Bicycle jokes

Which is the cheapest bicycle you can buy? A penny-farthing.

 

Bicycle jokes

What did the silly boy take his bicycle to bed with him? Because he didn't want to walk in his sleep.

 

Bicycle jokes

Why couldn't the bicycle stand up for itself? Because it was two-tyred.

 

Bicycle jokes

A little boy out riding his bicycle knocked down an old lady. She was a bit shaken, but got up, dusted herself off, then turned to the little boy and...

 

Bicycle jokes

Jack and Jill were riding a tandem up a hill, but making heavy weather of it. At the top, Jack said: 'I didn't think we'd make it!' Jill replied,...

 

Bicycle jokes

I went on a long bicycle ride yesterday. Farcical?

 

Bicycle jokes

What's the hardest thing about learning to ride a bicycle? The road.

 

Bicycle jokes

Johnny was racing around the garden on his new bicycle and called out to his mother to watch his tricks. 'Look, Mum! No hands! Look, Mum! No feet!...

 

Bicycle jokes

Our bank manager can't ride a bike any more. Why not? He lost his balance.

 

Bicycle jokes

The school teacher was furious when Brad knocked him down with his new bicycle in the school yard. "Don't you know how to ride that yet?" he roared....